{"id":883,"date":"2004-05-02T21:05:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-02T21:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=883"},"modified":"2018-08-14T07:13:16","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T12:13:16","slug":"883","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/02\/883\/","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s the Punchline?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From a <a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;cid=817&#038;ncid=757&#038;e=10&#038;u=\/ap\/20040430\/ap_on_fe_st\/elephant_ruling\" target=\"new\">story<\/a> on Yahoo! news:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A judge gave a Tennessee zoo six months to convince him that an African elephant named Ruby is adapting well to her new home after being separated from a pachyderm friend in Los Angeles last year.<\/p>\n<p>Judge George Wu ordered the report from the Knoxville Zoo on Thursday during a hearing in a lawsuit that seeks to return Ruby to the Los Angeles Zoo. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think the judicial system&#8217;s rapidly becoming a joke, and this story is but one punchline among many.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a story on Yahoo! news: A judge gave a Tennessee zoo six months to convince him that an African elephant named Ruby is adapting well to her new home after being separated from a pachyderm friend in Los Angeles last year. Judge George Wu ordered the report from the Knoxville Zoo on Thursday during [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=883"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23394,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883\/revisions\/23394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}