{"id":8770,"date":"2011-01-01T19:43:04","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T01:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=8770"},"modified":"2011-01-01T19:43:04","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T01:43:04","slug":"this-will-help-me-with-my-new-years-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/01\/this-will-help-me-with-my-new-years-resolutions\/","title":{"rendered":"This Will Help Me With My New Year’s Resolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"

Resolution: To learn how to dance better.<\/p>\n

Solution: Not sneaking into the Fred Astaire Dance Studio<\/a> no matter how many times I hear its advertisements on WISN (listening to Milwaukee radio stations when you live in Missouri leads to lots of good hometown services you can’t get in Springfield). No, the solution is to study this guy:<\/p>\n

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That kid has got moves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Resolution: To learn how to dance better. Solution: Not sneaking into the Fred Astaire Dance Studio no matter how many times I hear its advertisements on WISN (listening to Milwaukee radio stations when you live in Missouri leads to lots of good hometown services you can’t get in Springfield). No, the solution is to study […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8770"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8772,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8770\/revisions\/8772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}