{"id":872,"date":"2004-04-30T00:38:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-30T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=872"},"modified":"2018-08-12T07:50:20","modified_gmt":"2018-08-12T12:50:20","slug":"872","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/30\/872\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Glad I Am Not In College Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, were I in college today, odds are that I would not graduate.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I&#8217;d probably be in jail for assaulting one or more <a href=\"http:\/\/asmallvictory.net\/archives\/006614.html\" target=\"new\">dishonorable cretins<\/a>, or be killed by a rabid mob of the same.<\/p>\n<p>As a columnist in the paper in my college days, I mocked many ideals, but never a death.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, were I in college today, odds are that I would not graduate. Instead, I&#8217;d probably be in jail for assaulting one or more dishonorable cretins, or be killed by a rabid mob of the same. As a columnist in the paper in my college days, I mocked many ideals, but never a death.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22762,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872\/revisions\/22762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}