{"id":8528,"date":"2010-11-28T07:04:38","date_gmt":"2010-11-28T13:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=8528"},"modified":"2010-11-28T07:09:57","modified_gmt":"2010-11-28T13:09:57","slug":"dog-bites-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/28\/dog-bites-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog Bites Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headline of the day, or at least the morning before 7am:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/news\/local\/columns\/deb-peterson\/article_f52673d8-34d1-50c0-8bb4-4ebbc0d15a87.html\" target=\"_blank\">Music business leads to a career in retail industry<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Wait, I&#8217;m being handed a late-breaking bulletin!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Theatre business leads to career in food service industry!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Writing business leads to career in caffeine dispensation industry!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>College degree in <\/em>[strSensitiveCauseDuJour]<em> Studies leads to career in cleaning Mom&#8217;s house, reluctantly and occasionally, in return for bunk and a couple bucks for gas<\/em>!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><em>(Yes, I realize the headline links to a story about a public relations person in the retail industry, not someone greeting people at Wal-mart.  But what&#8217;s the fun in going off on a tear if you have to stick to reality?)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline of the day, or at least the morning before 7am: Music business leads to a career in retail industry. Wait, I&#8217;m being handed a late-breaking bulletin! Theatre business leads to career in food service industry! Writing business leads to career in caffeine dispensation industry! College degree in [strSensitiveCauseDuJour] Studies leads to career in cleaning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8528"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8531,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8528\/revisions\/8531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}