{"id":849,"date":"2004-04-23T02:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-23T02:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=849"},"modified":"2018-07-31T08:06:14","modified_gmt":"2018-07-31T13:06:14","slug":"849","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/23\/849\/","title":{"rendered":"World Exclusive!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s common knowledge that John Kerry communes with dolphins<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“He [President Bush] thinks that empty slogans like the ‘Clear Skies’ initiative and the ‘Healthy Forest’ initiative — that somehow names that would make George Orwell rise up and cheer — that those names will make people forget what is really happening in our country.”<\/p>\n

Almost on cue, a dolphin slipped through the water. “There he is over there,” Kerry said. “He says, ‘help, help, help.”‘ <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“Help, help, help,” is not all the dolphin had to say. We here at All Things Belittled<\/i> have an exclusive interview<\/a> with Kerry’s guest star. (Warning: 2.7 Mb Mp3).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s common knowledge that John Kerry communes with dolphins: “He [President Bush] thinks that empty slogans like the ‘Clear Skies’ initiative and the ‘Healthy Forest’ initiative — that somehow names that would make George Orwell rise up and cheer — that those names will make people forget what is really happening in our country.” Almost […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=849"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20896,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions\/20896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}