{"id":8484,"date":"2010-11-24T08:10:56","date_gmt":"2010-11-24T14:10:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=8484"},"modified":"2010-11-24T08:10:56","modified_gmt":"2010-11-24T14:10:56","slug":"in-real-life-she-would-have-been-arrested","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/24\/in-real-life-she-would-have-been-arrested\/","title":{"rendered":"In Real Life, She Would Have Been Arrested"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bookworm <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bookwormroom.com\/2010\/11\/23\/a-strange-dream\/\" target=\"_blank\">dreams about getting a pat-down from the TSA<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>As they started to pat me down, I started to sing The Star-Spangled Banner.  The more they patted, the louder I sang.  And since this was a dream, I was singing in tune.  Gradually, all airport noise around me stopped, and everyone started singing The Star-Spangled Banner with me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In real life, that sort of thing would get you arrested.  There are bombs explicitly mentioned in that song, and that&#8217;s the sort of music that the TSA cannot let stand.<\/p>\n<p>See also <a href=\"http:\/\/badexample2.blogspot.com\/2010\/11\/not-thinking-clearly.html\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bookworm dreams about getting a pat-down from the TSA. As they started to pat me down, I started to sing The Star-Spangled Banner. The more they patted, the louder I sang. And since this was a dream, I was singing in tune. Gradually, all airport noise around me stopped, and everyone started singing The Star-Spangled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-federal-government","category-government-overreach"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8484"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8486,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8484\/revisions\/8486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}