{"id":8442,"date":"2010-11-19T06:09:02","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T12:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=8442"},"modified":"2010-11-19T06:09:02","modified_gmt":"2010-11-19T12:09:02","slug":"friday-morning-alt-history","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/19\/friday-morning-alt-history\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Morning Alt History"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grandpa John looks into the past through the filter <em><a href=\"http:\/\/grandpajohn.blogspot.com\/2010\/11\/if-attorney-general-eric-holder-had.html\" target=\"_blank\">If Attorney General Eric Holder Had Prosecuted (******)<\/a><\/em> and comes up with insights such as:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nJeffery Dahmer- Convicted of improper storage and preparation of meat.<\/p>\n<p>John Wayne Gacy- Guilty of practicing clowndom without a license.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a 100% conviction rate. What more could we ask for in an attorney general? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandpa John looks into the past through the filter If Attorney General Eric Holder Had Prosecuted (******) and comes up with insights such as: Jeffery Dahmer- Convicted of improper storage and preparation of meat. John Wayne Gacy- Guilty of practicing clowndom without a license. &#8230; That&#8217;s a 100% conviction rate. What more could we ask [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8442"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8445,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8442\/revisions\/8445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}