{"id":840,"date":"2004-04-21T00:09:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-21T00:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=840"},"modified":"2015-07-23T14:29:29","modified_gmt":"2015-07-23T19:29:29","slug":"840","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/21\/840\/","title":{"rendered":"Easter Egg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thespoonsexperience.com\/archives\/002087.php#002087\" target=\"new\">Spoons has come clean<\/a> and has admitted:<\/p>\n<ul><i>For some reason which is quite unfathomable to me, certain sections of the blogosphere are all abuzz over <a title=\"Wizbang: Hoax Abercrombie Chick?\" href=\"http:\/\/wizbangblog.com\/archives\/002258.php\">the question<\/a> of whether coed blogger, &#8220;Hot Abercrombie Chick,&#8221; might really be a a dude.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure why this really matters,, but since it apparently does to some people, I feel I owe my readers a confession. I&#8217;m not actually a 32-year-old cranky male lawyer in central Illinois. I&#8217;m actually a 65-year-old widow and retired plus-size lingerie model from Butte, Montana. <\/p>\n<p>And my supposed wife &#8220;Laura&#8221; is actually just a raccoon that I sometimes see in my backyard. I think she&#8217;s trying to steal the birdseed I put out.<\/i><\/ul>\n<p>As a matter of full disclosure, I must too explain the source of the text you see here.<\/p>\n<ul><code>This blog generated by Documatic 3000 Libertarian Blog Plug-In.<\/p>\n<p>LBPI renders real-time, current event feedback generated by algorithms that scour RSS feeds, content aggregators, and news sites for certain keywords and provide correct responses to keywords within the content.<\/p>\n<p>For example, LBPI reliably provides the following post responses:<\/p>\n<table border=\"1\">\n<tr>\n<td><code><b>Keyword<\/b><\/code><\/p>\n<td><code><b>Response<\/b><\/code><\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><code>Eminent Domain<\/code><\/p>\n<td><code>The gummint is stripping people of our assets, flying in the face of sacred property rights!<\/code><\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><code>Taxes<\/code><\/p>\n<td><code>The gummint is stripping people of our hard-earned money, flying in the face of sacred property rights and fiscal responsibility!<\/code><\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><code>Jewel<\/code><\/p>\n<td><code>Jewel rox!<\/code><\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><code>Ayn Rand<\/code><\/p>\n<td><code>Ayn Rand rox!<\/code><\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><code>George W. Bush<\/code><\/p>\n<td><code>George W. Bush rox compared to John Kerry.<\/code><\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><code><i>&lt;<i>end of post marker reached&gt;<\/b><\/code><\/p>\n<td><code>Thank you, that is all.<\/code><\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n<code>As the Documatic 3000 extensible architecture is proven in field tests such as this, look for an IPO soon.<\/code><\/p>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Thank you, that is all.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spoons has come clean and has admitted: For some reason which is quite unfathomable to me, certain sections of the blogosphere are all abuzz over the question of whether coed blogger, &#8220;Hot Abercrombie Chick,&#8221; might really be a a dude. I&#8217;m not sure why this really matters,, but since it apparently does to some people, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=840"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14670,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions\/14670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}