{"id":8342,"date":"2010-11-05T13:12:27","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T18:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=8342"},"modified":"2010-11-05T13:12:27","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T18:12:27","slug":"book-report-motherhood-the-second-oldest-profession-by-erma-bombeck-1983","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/05\/book-report-motherhood-the-second-oldest-profession-by-erma-bombeck-1983\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: <i>Motherhood, The Second Oldest Profession<\/i> by Erma Bombeck (1983)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After reading <em><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/22\/book-report-fatherhood-by-bill-cosby-1986\/\" target=\"_blank\">Fatherhood<\/a><\/em> by Bill Cosby, I looked for another book of short pieces to keep on the bedstand.  I inherited a number of Erma Bombeck titles from my mother, so I chose one of them.  I wondered why Erma Bombeck doesn&#8217;t get much acclaim or even mention only a decade after her death and why I lump Bill Cosby in with Mark Twain as a great American humorist, but Erma Bombeck doesn&#8217;t percolate up to collective memory.  Well, this book explained it.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an amusing collection, but Erma Bombeck was a suburban housewife whose great success came writing newspaper columns in the 1970s and 1980s.  Her columns in this book really tie themselves to that era and concern, so I cannot relate to them with the depth that I can to Bill Cosby or even to Andy Rooney.  Sadly.<\/p>\n<p>This is not my first trip through some of Bombeck&#8217;s works.  I read some of them, perhaps even the same volumes, when I was in middle school and maybe early high school since my mother had them around and I didn&#8217;t have a library of several thousand volumes to read through at that time.  Did I say middle school?  I might have read some of them as early as elementary school, since it might have been before I moved to Missouri for the first time.<\/p>\n<p>I remember one of the columns from this book, a column about a mother who died at 48 and left each of three boys a letter that said, &#8220;Don&#8217;t tell your brothers, but I loved you the best.&#8221;  When I first read it, I had a mother.  Now I have my mother&#8217;s book.  There&#8217;s something poignant, self-consciously so, in that.  One of the late of-the-cuff remarks in this book, about mothers who throw out their right arms when they step hard on the brakes, struck me.  I&#8217;d teased my mother about that when she did that to me into my 30s, as though her thin arm was going to save me.  But it&#8217;s an impulse many mothers who grew up in the era before mandatory seat belts and rear car seats must have had.  It will be meaningless to kids these days, but I remembered it well, the karate chop to the chest in a tense automotive situation.<\/p>\n<p>Will you like this book?  Probably more if you&#8217;re over the age of 35 and can see your mother in it or see yourself in it if you&#8217;re over 60.  Kids today and adults in the future will look at the sitatutions therein as though they were reading &#8220;The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County.&#8221;  So maybe someday she&#8217;ll be something of Mark Twain.  But probably not, as humor columnists fall out of favor and are forgotten.<\/p>\n<p><center><b>Books mentioned in this review:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/9990516367?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=9990516367\">Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=stlbrianj-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=9990516367\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After reading Fatherhood by Bill Cosby, I looked for another book of short pieces to keep on the bedstand. I inherited a number of Erma Bombeck titles from my mother, so I chose one of them. 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