{"id":827,"date":"2004-04-17T03:38:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-17T03:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=827"},"modified":"2018-08-14T07:42:14","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T12:42:14","slug":"827","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/17\/827\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Settle For Cheap Imitations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over at <a href=\"http:\/\/thoseshirts.com\/\" target=\"new\">Those Shirts.com<\/a>, they&#8217;re sporting an advertisement whose filename is <a href=\"http:\/\/thoseshirts.com\/images\/hlnshirt.jpg\" target=\"new\"><b>hlnshirt.jpg<\/b><\/a>.<\/p>\n<h1>Don&#8217;t be fooled.<\/h1>\n<p>There is only one <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\" target=\"new\">real <b>hln<\/b>, the PerfectWife<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\/archives\/015263.html\" target=\"new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\/archives\/Legs.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"425\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Sure, some other InstaWife solutions sound easier (just add water), or more convenient, but there is no comparison.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over at Those Shirts.com, they&#8217;re sporting an advertisement whose filename is hlnshirt.jpg. Don&#8217;t be fooled. There is only one real hln, the PerfectWife: Sure, some other InstaWife solutions sound easier (just add water), or more convenient, but there is no comparison.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23434,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions\/23434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}