{"id":825,"date":"2004-04-15T00:11:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-15T00:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=825"},"modified":"2018-08-14T07:43:26","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T12:43:26","slug":"825","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/15\/825\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Ways to Pay a Tax Bill?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MSN&#8217;s bCentral enumerates what it thinks are the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bcentral.com\/articles\/isyn\/default.asp?newsid=20044134&#038;cobrand=msn&#038;LID=3800\" target=\"new\">10 worst ways to pay your tax bill<\/a>.  To summarize, they are:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Get a cash advance against your paycheck.\n<li>Get a cash advance on your credit card.\n<li>Pawn your diamond ring.\n<li>Take out a personal loan.\n<li>Charge your tax bill.\n<li>Use your home equity.\n<li>Gamble on the float (write a check without funds in your account)\n<li>Dig into your retirement account.\n<li>Hit up the folks.\n<li>Pay off the government monthly.<\/ol>\n<p>That&#8217;s the worst way to pay?  Come on, fellows, here are some <i><b>Even worse ways to pay your tax bill<\/b><\/i>:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>In plasma.  Much of which is not even yours.\n<li>With a bag of cash in which the dye pack is yet to explode.\n<li>In North Korean Won.\n<li>In allocations of barrels Iraqi oil, dated 1998.\n<li>Just sign over some Air America checks.\n<li>Pay?  Constitutionally, I am not obligated to pay income tax.\n<\/ol>\n<p>Remember, I am not a CPA nor does the preceding represent legal advice.  Confer with your attorney before embarking on a payment program that might entail jail time.  Thank you, that is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MSN&#8217;s bCentral enumerates what it thinks are the 10 worst ways to pay your tax bill. To summarize, they are: Get a cash advance against your paycheck. Get a cash advance on your credit card. Pawn your diamond ring. Take out a personal loan. Charge your tax bill. Use your home equity. Gamble on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=825"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23436,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions\/23436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}