{"id":8143,"date":"2010-10-02T16:14:14","date_gmt":"2010-10-02T21:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=8143"},"modified":"2010-10-03T09:53:24","modified_gmt":"2010-10-03T14:53:24","slug":"cosmic-christmas-kitsch-kismet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/02\/cosmic-christmas-kitsch-kismet\/","title":{"rendered":"Cosmic Christmas Kitsch Kismet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bradfordexchange.com\/products\/49215_thomas-kinkade-village.html\" target=\"_blank\">Thomas Kinkade &#038; John Deere Illuminated Christmas Village<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The only way to up-schlock this item would be to put a USS Enterprise in the sky above it or put little Precious Moment figures in it somewhere.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"red\">UPDATE:<\/font> John indicates the link doesn&#8217;t work.  Forget about that and see what I saw advertised initially: the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bradfordexchange.com\/products\/47032_thomas-kinkade-ornaments.html?searchTerm=John%20Deere%20and%20Thomas%20Kinkade%20Sleigh%20Bell%20Ornament%20Collection%20%20Set%20of%20Three&#038;N=8125\" target=\"_blank\">Thomas Kinkade &#038; John Deere Sleigh Bell Ornament Set<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, imagine how much more <strong>awesome<\/strong> it would be if it had something Dale Earnhardt about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, the Thomas Kinkade &#038; John Deere Illuminated Christmas Village. The only way to up-schlock this item would be to put a USS Enterprise in the sky above it or put little Precious Moment figures in it somewhere. UPDATE: John indicates the link doesn&#8217;t work. Forget about that and see what I saw [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8143"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8149,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8143\/revisions\/8149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}