{"id":8133,"date":"2010-10-05T08:29:04","date_gmt":"2010-10-05T13:29:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=8133"},"modified":"2010-10-01T14:32:26","modified_gmt":"2010-10-01T19:32:26","slug":"when-playground-equipment-gives-you-nightmares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/05\/when-playground-equipment-gives-you-nightmares\/","title":{"rendered":"When Playground Equipment Gives You Nightmares"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I were a child, I think this bit of playground equipment would give me nightmares:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/pigsnoutwall.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/pigsnoutwall.jpg\" width=\"425\" alt=\"The mutated pig snout wall\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><i>Click for full size<\/i><\/font><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ladies and gentlemen, the <strong>mutated pig snout climbing wall<\/strong>.  Step on the blue, misshapen porkers to ascend to the heights.<\/p>\n<p>Even Pitfall Harry would go back to school for accounting if confronted with this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I were a child, I think this bit of playground equipment would give me nightmares: Click for full size Ladies and gentlemen, the mutated pig snout climbing wall. Step on the blue, misshapen porkers to ascend to the heights. Even Pitfall Harry would go back to school for accounting if confronted with this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8133"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8135,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8133\/revisions\/8135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}