{"id":803,"date":"2004-04-09T01:32:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-09T01:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=803"},"modified":"2018-08-14T08:53:19","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T13:53:19","slug":"803","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/09\/803\/","title":{"rendered":"Procrastination"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sign on the studio door at the gym:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>GX classes will be cancelled on Easter Sunday.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Why not go ahead and cancel them now?  Why wait until Easter Sunday?<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, that&#8217;s humor only a <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/04\/790\/\" target=\"new\">Grammar God<\/a> would appreciate.  If you&#8217;re a Grammar Master or lesser, e-mail me and I will explain it to you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sign on the studio door at the gym: GX classes will be cancelled on Easter Sunday. Why not go ahead and cancel them now? Why wait until Easter Sunday? Sorry, that&#8217;s humor only a Grammar God would appreciate. If you&#8217;re a Grammar Master or lesser, e-mail me and I will explain it to you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23465,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions\/23465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}