{"id":802,"date":"2004-04-08T23:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-08T23:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=802"},"modified":"2018-08-14T08:54:05","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T13:54:05","slug":"802","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/08\/802\/","title":{"rendered":"NSFW"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pardon me while I cash in on the outrage, but:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/porn.jpg\" alt=\"They can have my porn when they pry it from my warm, sticky hands (image)\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Available in t-shirts or bumper stickers <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafeshops.com\/stlbrianj\" target=\"new\">at Cafe Press<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pardon me while I cash in on the outrage, but: Available in t-shirts or bumper stickers at Cafe Press.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=802"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23466,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions\/23466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}