{"id":8011,"date":"2010-09-21T08:39:35","date_gmt":"2010-09-21T13:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=8011"},"modified":"2010-09-21T08:39:35","modified_gmt":"2010-09-21T13:39:35","slug":"what-kind-of-daddy-does-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/21\/what-kind-of-daddy-does-that\/","title":{"rendered":"What Kind Of Daddy Does That?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that I&#8217;m the Daddy, I can put my own damn art on the refrigerator:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/daddy.jpg\" width=\"425\" alt=\"A pastoral landscape in construction paper\"><\/p>\n<p>Because let&#8217;s face it, the four-year-old and the two-year-old only have relatively rudimentary skills in construction paper pseudomosaic at this time.  And that&#8217;s relative to my skill, which is rudimentary to most second graders.<\/p>\n<p>And that thing in the foreground is not a windmill, curse your eyes!  It&#8217;s a flower.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that I&#8217;m the Daddy, I can put my own damn art on the refrigerator: Because let&#8217;s face it, the four-year-old and the two-year-old only have relatively rudimentary skills in construction paper pseudomosaic at this time. And that&#8217;s relative to my skill, which is rudimentary to most second graders. And that thing in the foreground [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8011"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8013,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8011\/revisions\/8013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}