{"id":797,"date":"2004-04-07T23:54:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-07T23:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=797"},"modified":"2018-08-14T09:05:39","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T14:05:39","slug":"797","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/07\/797\/","title":{"rendered":"Honey, About That Scrip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\" target=\"new\">My most beautiful wife and the light of my eyes and <i>el fuego de mi coraz&#243;n<\/i><\/a>, I want to take a moment to explain this little scrip of paper before you find it on a dresser somewhere.  It says, in my handwriting:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Melanie Thomas<br \/>(314) xxx-xxxx<br \/>meet Thurs. night<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s <i>Melanie<\/i> at <i>Thomas Construction<\/i> regarding the work we&#8217;re about to have done.  We should call her back to give her some additional information or to schedule an evening meeting.<\/p>\n<p>(Am I the only spouse out there who preemptively explains his phone message shorthand when it involves a woman?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My most beautiful wife and the light of my eyes and el fuego de mi coraz&#243;n, I want to take a moment to explain this little scrip of paper before you find it on a dresser somewhere. It says, in my handwriting: Melanie Thomas(314) xxx-xxxxmeet Thurs. night That&#8217;s Melanie at Thomas Construction regarding the work [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23471,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions\/23471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}