{"id":782,"date":"2004-03-30T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-30T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=782"},"modified":"2018-08-10T08:05:18","modified_gmt":"2018-08-10T13:05:18","slug":"782","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/30\/782\/","title":{"rendered":"Things You Wished I Hadn&#8217;t Made You Think Of"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gollum singing Parliament&#8217;s &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.poplyrics.net\/waiguo\/soundtrack\/thats70s\/018.htm\" target=\"new\">Tear The Roof Off The Sucker (Give Up The Funk)<\/a>&#8220;:<\/p>\n<p><center><i><br \/>\nYessss, wes wantses the funk <br \/>\nGives us the funk<br \/>\nYesss, we needses the funk <br \/>\nWes gotta haves that funk <\/p>\n<p><\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Face it.  In one fell swoop, I have infected your mind with the song and have possibly ruined the song for you forever.<\/p>\n<p>No need to thank me, it&#8217;s part of the community service portion of my sentence for Missouri State Statute Section 574.010, Grand Lack of Funk in the Second Degree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gollum singing Parliament&#8217;s &#8220;Tear The Roof Off The Sucker (Give Up The Funk)&#8220;: Yessss, wes wantses the funk Gives us the funk Yesss, we needses the funk Wes gotta haves that funk Face it. In one fell swoop, I have infected your mind with the song and have possibly ruined the song for you forever. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=782"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22611,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions\/22611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}