{"id":7773,"date":"2010-08-11T09:27:13","date_gmt":"2010-08-11T14:27:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=7773"},"modified":"2010-08-11T09:27:13","modified_gmt":"2010-08-11T14:27:13","slug":"a-shortage-of-ingredients","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/11\/a-shortage-of-ingredients\/","title":{"rendered":"A Shortage Of Ingredients"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As the Facebooker amongst you know, I&#8217;ve baked a lot of zucchini bread.  I had eight zucchini plants in my garden, and they produced a bumper crop of summer squash.  I discovered that you can more easily give away a dessert bread than a summer squash.  So I went onto the Internet and got a recipe for <a href=\"http:\/\/recipesource.com\/baked-goods\/breads\/02\/rec0209.html\" target=\"_blank\">chocolate zucchini bread<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/zucchinibread1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/zucchinibread1.jpg\" width=\"425\" alt=\"Zucchini bread recipe\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><i>Click for full size<\/i><\/font><\/a><\/p>\n<p>However, as it gets to the middle of August, I&#8217;ve found that I&#8217;m running really low on one of the ingredients.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/zucchinibread2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/zucchinibread2.jpg\" width=\"425\" alt=\"Zucchini bread recipe needs psychics\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><i>Click for full size<\/i><\/font><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There just aren&#8217;t that many psychics around these parts.  I&#8217;m going to have to start substituting in some dog whisperers or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the Facebooker amongst you know, I&#8217;ve baked a lot of zucchini bread. I had eight zucchini plants in my garden, and they produced a bumper crop of summer squash. I discovered that you can more easily give away a dessert bread than a summer squash. So I went onto the Internet and got a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7773"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7776,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7773\/revisions\/7776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}