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So I point my beautiful wife<\/a> to this Fark photoshop contest<\/a> because it’s about a cat and she likes cats. “That one with Natalie Portman isn’t bad,” she says.<\/p>\n My friends, do you see<\/i> the unjust double standard at work here?<\/p>\n Picture of cat scratching scantily-clad Natalie Portman<\/b> = not bad. I ask you, is that fair?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So I point my beautiful wife to this Fark photoshop contest because it’s about a cat and she likes cats. “That one with Natalie Portman isn’t bad,” she says. My friends, do you see the unjust double standard at work here? Picture of cat scratching scantily-clad Natalie Portman = not bad. Picture of Brian scratching […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=754"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22671,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/754\/revisions\/22671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nPicture of Brian scratching scantily-clad Natalie Portman<\/b> = exhibit in State of Missouri vs. Heather Noggle<\/i> capital murder trial.<\/p>\n