{"id":7133,"date":"2003-09-08T21:18:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-09T02:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/08\/7133\/"},"modified":"2018-08-03T13:15:47","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T18:15:47","slug":"7133","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/08\/7133\/","title":{"rendered":"God Bless America"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Entire nations have militaries that lack decent night vision gear for nighttime fighting, and here in America <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lakeside.com\/details.asp?ITN=NVG&#038;ITMPG=1&#038;ITMTOT=1&#038;CAT=1&#038;KWD=night%20vision\" target=\"new\">we give them to children to play with<\/a>, for the low price of $9.95 plus shipping and handling.<\/p>\n<p>As <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yakov.com\/\" target=\"new\">Yakov Smirnoff<\/a>, who does not make vodka you damn kids, often says, &#8220;What a country!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Entire nations have militaries that lack decent night vision gear for nighttime fighting, and here in America we give them to children to play with, for the low price of $9.95 plus shipping and handling. As Yakov Smirnoff, who does not make vodka you damn kids, often says, &#8220;What a country!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7133"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21769,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7133\/revisions\/21769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}