{"id":711,"date":"2004-02-28T17:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-28T17:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=711"},"modified":"2018-08-10T05:35:19","modified_gmt":"2018-08-10T10:35:19","slug":"711","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/28\/711\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes the Punchlines Write Themselves"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headline in the Springfield News-Leader<\/i>:<\/p>\n

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County’s gonorrhea cases increase<\/h2>\n

Rise linked to loss of a state-funded job to track sexually transmitted diseases.<\/i><\/h3>\n

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\nAutomatically-generated punchlines:<\/code><\/p>\n

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  • With more time on his hands, he could concentrate more on his true passion, spreading the clap.\n
  • With enough state-funded jobs, eventually all disease would be eradicated.\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Headline in the Springfield News-Leader: County’s gonorrhea cases increase Rise linked to loss of a state-funded job to track sexually transmitted diseases. Automatically-generated punchlines: With more time on his hands, he could concentrate more on his true passion, spreading the clap. With enough state-funded jobs, eventually all disease would be eradicated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22483,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions\/22483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}