{"id":704,"date":"2004-02-24T04:18:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-24T04:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=704"},"modified":"2018-08-10T05:45:10","modified_gmt":"2018-08-10T10:45:10","slug":"704","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/24\/704\/","title":{"rendered":"I Tried, Spoons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spoons <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thespoonsexperience.com\/archives\/001821.php#001821\" target=\"new\">links<\/a> to a <a href=\"http:\/\/attraction.match.com\/PhysicalAttractionTest.aspx?trackingid=0&#038;bannerid=536975\" target=\"new\">Flash-requiring quiz<\/a> by Match.com that&#8217;s supposed to tell you the type of person to whom you&#8217;re physically attracted.  The quiz brags that it&#8217;s based on a fifteen-year study, undoubtedly funded by members of Congress.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to take the quiz, but I got to the section where the quiz wanted you to select, from among the women you found attractive, the women who you thought would find you unattractive.  I couldn&#8217;t think of a single woman who would find me unattractive, and it booted me back to the beginning.<\/p>\n<p>No matter; we know the sort of <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\" target=\"new\">woman I find dead-sexy<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spoons links to a Flash-requiring quiz by Match.com that&#8217;s supposed to tell you the type of person to whom you&#8217;re physically attracted. The quiz brags that it&#8217;s based on a fifteen-year study, undoubtedly funded by members of Congress. I tried to take the quiz, but I got to the section where the quiz wanted you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quizzes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=704"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22500,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704\/revisions\/22500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}