{"id":700,"date":"2004-02-23T02:15:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-23T02:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=700"},"modified":"2018-08-10T05:50:08","modified_gmt":"2018-08-10T10:50:08","slug":"700","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/23\/700\/","title":{"rendered":"More Proof I Am A Bad Seed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As my former officemate and my wife can attest, I like my gum (loud).<\/p>\n<p>Brother Lileks <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lileks.com\/bleats\/archive\/04\/0204\/022004.html\" target=\"new\">intones<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Gum has CARBS, you know. And carbs are from SATAN.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So now you know, but I have already corrupted you, too.  Only eighteen more people, and I fulfill my contract.  Twenty-eight more people and I earn my first incentive bonus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As my former officemate and my wife can attest, I like my gum (loud). Brother Lileks intones: Gum has CARBS, you know. And carbs are from SATAN. So now you know, but I have already corrupted you, too. Only eighteen more people, and I fulfill my contract. Twenty-eight more people and I earn my first [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22508,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions\/22508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}