{"id":697,"date":"2004-02-19T03:24:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-19T03:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=697"},"modified":"2018-08-10T06:00:02","modified_gmt":"2018-08-10T11:00:02","slug":"697","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/19\/697\/","title":{"rendered":"Attention, Bachelors!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a teaser for <a href=\"http:\/\/personals.fuckedcompany.com\/profile.aspx?bookmark=nrW88SN7jXk%3d\" target=\"new\">this woman<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fuckedcompany.com\" target=\"new\">Effed Company<\/a>, wherein it said:<\/p>\n<ul><i><b>Last great book I read:<\/b> &#8220;I read all of the Ayn Rand books in a month.&#8221;<\/i><\/ul>\n<p>Dudes, I married a <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\" target=\"new\">hot chick<\/a> because she had a cat named <i>John Galt<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>And she&#8217;s not even read, to the best of my knowledge, the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/045121465X\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=045121465X&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=141768afa7222db41606e2510fd475c1\" target-\"new\"><i>The Early Ayn Rand<\/i><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Wait a minute.  This woman is indicating that she read, in 31 days max:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0452286352\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0452286352&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=6ea159aff230f030dbfb9959153e6f36\" target=\"_new\"><i>Anthem<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0451191153\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0451191153&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=4f4d758414fbf7ab4a435c6a1fd5268f\" target=\"_new\"><i>The Fountainhead<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0451191145\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0451191145&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=a271cb098d91e659191d4c756426daef\" target=\"_new\"><i>Atlas Shrugged<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/045123359X\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=045123359X&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=f49f2aaac9f6fa60eed7e9b0f40921f4\" target=\"_new\"><i>We The Living<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/045121465X\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=045121465X&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=141768afa7222db41606e2510fd475c1\" target-\"new\"><i>The <\/i>(aforementioned) <i>Early Ayn Rand<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0451163931\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0451163931&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=e6719854247b3e0659f44541e0723e3e\" target=\"_new\"><i>The Virtue of Selfishness<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0451147952\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0451147952&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=9d9a3a3b5964ebb7baf7e3501e678cbf\" target=\"_new\"><i>Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0451138937\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0451138937&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=d1c837d6226368589a814d10deec7cfc\" target=\"_new\"><i>Philosophy: Who Needs It?<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0451163087\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0451163087&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=11e3964cc4f6faa1009d3f2ee92df6ba\" target=\"_new\"><i>For the New Intellectual<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Never mind, Objectivist bachelor straight friends and readers.  She&#8217;s either prone to exaggeration, an outright liar, or a layabout who does nothing but read all day.  You don&#8217;t need that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a teaser for this woman on Effed Company, wherein it said: Last great book I read: &#8220;I read all of the Ayn Rand books in a month.&#8221; Dudes, I married a hot chick because she had a cat named John Galt. And she&#8217;s not even read, to the best of my knowledge, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22513,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions\/22513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}