{"id":6866,"date":"2003-06-04T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-04T15:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/04\/6866\/"},"modified":"2018-08-01T17:06:47","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T22:06:47","slug":"6866","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/04\/6866\/","title":{"rendered":"Hijinks Not Yet A Felony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here in Casinoport, four high school students are getting the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/news\/stories.nsf\/News\/561D1F68B5214AC786256D3B0015E942?OpenDocument&#038;Headline=Prank+leads+to+charges+against+four+graduates+of+Parkway+North+\" target=\"new\">pamphlet thrown at them<\/a> for a senior prank.  Ill-advised youngsters ran into their high school cafeteria while wearing masks and carrying boxes with chickens in them to release said chickens.  They&#8217;re getting misdemeanor disturbing the peace (or maybe &#8220;Disturbing the 10-Piece Bucket&#8221;) charges.  What an outrage!<\/p>\n<p>You mean it&#8217;s not yet a felony to wear masks in public or carry chickens in boxes?  Legislators, take note!  We need to make an example of these young men, assuring that they&#8217;re stigmatized for life and that they forever have to tell this particular story when checking that little &#8220;Yes, I have been convicted&#8221; box on job applications.  And if they&#8217;re convicted felons, <i>they can&#8217;t vote against you!<\/i>  Win\/win!<\/p>\n<p>Remember, when have senses of humor are outlawed, only outlaws will have a sense of humor.  And in case it&#8217;s a law exempt from <i>ex post facto<\/i>, allow me to assert &#8220;I am serious.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here in Casinoport, four high school students are getting the pamphlet thrown at them for a senior prank. Ill-advised youngsters ran into their high school cafeteria while wearing masks and carrying boxes with chickens in them to release said chickens. They&#8217;re getting misdemeanor disturbing the peace (or maybe &#8220;Disturbing the 10-Piece Bucket&#8221;) charges. What an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6866"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21221,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6866\/revisions\/21221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}