{"id":6858,"date":"2003-06-02T10:47:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-02T15:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/02\/6858\/"},"modified":"2018-08-01T17:00:51","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T22:00:51","slug":"6858","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/02\/6858\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone Stop Heather Before Tragedy Strikes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like Madonna has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/article\/0,,2-2003250806,00.html\" target=\"new\">fallen from her bicycle<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angelweaving.blogspot.com\" target=\"new\">Heather<\/a>, it could happen to you!<\/p>\n<p>Well, not exactly, since you don&#8217;t drink coffee while riding.  I guess you&#8217;re safe.<\/p>\n<p>(I saw it on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\" target=\"new\">Fark<\/a> first.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like Madonna has fallen from her bicycle. Heather, it could happen to you! Well, not exactly, since you don&#8217;t drink coffee while riding. I guess you&#8217;re safe. (I saw it on Fark first.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6858"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21212,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6858\/revisions\/21212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}