{"id":6856,"date":"2003-06-01T18:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-01T23:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/01\/6856\/"},"modified":"2018-08-01T16:59:40","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T21:59:40","slug":"6856","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/01\/6856\/","title":{"rendered":"One Impression To Rule Them"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I AM THE KING GEEK!<\/p>\n<p>Some geeks can do an impression of Agent Smith from <i>The Matrix<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Some geeks can do an impression of Gollum from <i>Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>But <b>I<\/b> have perfected my impression of <b>Agent Gollum<\/b>.  Ask me sometime, and I shall do it for you.  You might be asked to provide a token Guinness Draught or two beforehand, and please do not ask me to do it in front of my <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweaving.blogspot.com\" target=\"new\">esteemed spouse<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I am the king geek, and I will <i>creep out<\/i> any challenger for the title!<\/p>\n<p>(P.S. It&#8217;s probably almost as good as the &#8220;Dying <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starwars.com\/databank\/creature\/tauntaun\/index.html\" target=\"new\">Tauntaun<\/a>.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I AM THE KING GEEK! Some geeks can do an impression of Agent Smith from The Matrix. Some geeks can do an impression of Gollum from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. But I have perfected my impression of Agent Gollum. Ask me sometime, and I shall do it for you. You might be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6856"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21210,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6856\/revisions\/21210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}