{"id":6815,"date":"2003-05-15T21:18:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-16T02:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/15\/6815\/"},"modified":"2018-08-01T16:24:38","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T21:24:38","slug":"6815","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/15\/6815\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Find This Site"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The list of referrers that brings you, gentle readers, to this site contains some interesting Google and other Web searches that rate the Doc-U-Matic 3000 Word Generator highly.  To whit:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li># 10 at Google for the search <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=Official%20Handbook%20of%20the%20Marvel%20Universe%20download&#038;hl=es&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;start=10&#038;sa=N\" target = \"new\">Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe download<\/a> (in Spanish, no less!)\n<li># 10 at Google for the search <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=gephardt%20daughter%20gay&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;start=20&#038;sa=N\" target=\"new\">gephardt daughter gay<\/a>\n<li># 13 at Yahoo! for <a href=\"http:\/\/search.yahoo.com\/bin\/search?p=breast+augmentation+under+3000+dollars\" target=\"new\">breast augmentation under 3000 dollars<\/a>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Thank you to all my confused search engine visitors, and to the people who are going to be arriving in the next couple of days to see what I have to say about GAINPRO VIAGRA PENIS LACI PETERSEN (spelled incorrectly to get those poor speller hitz) LASIK EYE SURGERY RIAA.<\/p>\n<p>The answer is, nothing, but I get paid for clicks, not sticks.  Well, actually, I don&#8217;t get paid, and all I get is to laugh at your search string.  Thanks for playing, and don&#8217;t forget to try &#8220;BRIAN J. NOGGLE IS A CHEESEHEAD&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The list of referrers that brings you, gentle readers, to this site contains some interesting Google and other Web searches that rate the Doc-U-Matic 3000 Word Generator highly. To whit: # 10 at Google for the search Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe download (in Spanish, no less!) # 10 at Google for the search [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-searches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6815"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21195,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6815\/revisions\/21195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}