{"id":6782,"date":"2003-05-03T12:38:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-03T17:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/03\/6782\/"},"modified":"2017-11-02T14:26:15","modified_gmt":"2017-11-02T19:26:15","slug":"6782","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/03\/6782\/","title":{"rendered":"My Gear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My beautiful wife has <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweaving.blogspot.com\/2003_04_27_angelweaving_archive.html#93684984\" target=\"new\"> elucidated on her exercise equipment collection<\/a>.  Because I am a materialist, too, I want to acknowledge that I have acquired a number of things to keep myself in shape:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> 20 ounce schooner.  With beer, it&#8217;s 32oz.  The key is not so much the weight, but the repetitions of lifting that are the key to fitness.<\/li>\n<li>A 14 ounce all-in-one remote control.  A good stretching workout device, particularly when the batteries diminish and you need to find the precise angle to switch from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oreillyfactor.com\/oreilly\/index.html\" target=\"new\">Bill O&#8217;Reilly<\/a> to an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinemax.com\/apps\/schedule\/ScheduleServlet?CHANNEL=All+Channels&#038;ACTION_DETAIL=DETAIL&#038;ID=95843\" target=\"new\">independent film<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>A variable resistance, multi-muscular recliner.  Work the right arm going up and the calves going down.  If you&#8217;ve been repeating the exercise with the schooner, you&#8217;re repeating this exercise quite a bit, too.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Between naps, I think I am in the best shape of my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My beautiful wife has elucidated on her exercise equipment collection. Because I am a materialist, too, I want to acknowledge that I have acquired a number of things to keep myself in shape: 20 ounce schooner. With beer, it&#8217;s 32oz. The key is not so much the weight, but the repetitions of lifting that are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6782"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17183,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6782\/revisions\/17183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}