{"id":6778,"date":"2003-05-02T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-02T22:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/02\/6778\/"},"modified":"2017-11-02T14:23:03","modified_gmt":"2017-11-02T19:23:03","slug":"6778","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/02\/6778\/","title":{"rendered":"Cold as a Razor Blade, Tight as a Tourniquet, Dry as a Funeral Drum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a climber gets pinned under a boulder for <i>five days<\/i>, he <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,85784,00.html\" target=\"new\">cuts his own arm off<\/a> with a pocket knife, puts on a tourniquet, rappels to the floor of a canyon, and walks up to his rescuers.<\/p>\n<p>Most of us men would like to think we could do the same thing, but I am not so good with setting anchors and rappelling.  Of course, this sort of thing keeps me off of mountains in the first place.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a climber gets pinned under a boulder for five days, he cuts his own arm off with a pocket knife, puts on a tourniquet, rappels to the floor of a canyon, and walks up to his rescuers. Most of us men would like to think we could do the same thing, but I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17179,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6778\/revisions\/17179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}