{"id":648,"date":"2004-01-29T01:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-29T01:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=648"},"modified":"2018-08-09T15:10:23","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T20:10:23","slug":"648","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/29\/648\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Ways To Get Fired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, I pointed out <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/28\/641\/\" target=\"new\">Ways to Annoy Your Co-Workers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I&#8217;ll help you out if you just want to end it all:  here are <a href=\"http:\/\/channels.netscape.com\/ns\/careers\/story.jsp?idq=\/ff\/story\/1070\/20040105\/1105000053.htm\" target=\"new\">Ten Ways to Get Fired<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The article, like the other one, takes the standpoint that you shouldn&#8217;t do these things.  I was rather hoping for how-to guides.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve only been fired once, and the day after my last day the boss called to ask why I wasn&#8217;t at work&#8211;but that&#8217;s a long, albeit amusing story.  Buy me a Guinness sometime and I&#8217;ll tell you about Bob &#8220;I Own The Business.&#8221;  One of my coworkers brought in doughnuts everytime she got fired.  Me, I took it as an opportunity to stay home and look for a better job.  What was my point?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, I pointed out Ways to Annoy Your Co-Workers. Today, I&#8217;ll help you out if you just want to end it all: here are Ten Ways to Get Fired. The article, like the other one, takes the standpoint that you shouldn&#8217;t do these things. I was rather hoping for how-to guides. I&#8217;ve only been fired [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=648"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22322,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648\/revisions\/22322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}