{"id":617,"date":"2004-01-20T03:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-20T03:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=617"},"modified":"2018-08-09T16:06:12","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T21:06:12","slug":"617","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/20\/617\/","title":{"rendered":"Woe, Woe Upon Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am only the number 8 Google hit for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=ISO-8859-1&#038;safe=vss&#038;q=sexy%20grocery%20baggers\" target=\"new\"><code>sexy grocery baggers<\/code><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I better hit the gym with <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\" target=\"new\">Heather<\/a> more frequently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am only the number 8 Google hit for sexy grocery baggers. I guess I better hit the gym with Heather more frequently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-searches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22386,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions\/22386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}