{"id":615,"date":"2004-01-20T01:13:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-20T01:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=615"},"modified":"2018-08-09T16:06:31","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T21:06:31","slug":"615","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/20\/615\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard at a Garage Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Apologies to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.treygivens.com\/\" target=\"new\">Trey Givens<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<table bgcolor=\"#F1EDDB\" border=\"1\" bordercolor=\"#C20000\" bordercolorlight=\"#C20000\" bordercolordark=\"#C20000\" cellpadding=\"25\">\n<tr>\n<td><font color=\"000000\"><b>Woman (noticing Ayn Rand University Sweatshirt):<\/b> Ayn Rand, isn&#8217;t she a writer?<\/p>\n<p><b>Brian J.:<\/b> Yes, she is.<\/p>\n<p><b>Woman:<\/b> She lives in New Orleans, right?<\/p>\n<p><b>Brian J.:<\/b> Uh, no.<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Apologies to Trey Givens.) Woman (noticing Ayn Rand University Sweatshirt): Ayn Rand, isn&#8217;t she a writer? Brian J.: Yes, she is. Woman: She lives in New Orleans, right? Brian J.: Uh, no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22387,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions\/22387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}