{"id":608,"date":"2004-01-19T03:36:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-19T03:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=608"},"modified":"2018-08-09T16:18:08","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T21:18:08","slug":"608","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/19\/608\/","title":{"rendered":"Fitness Proves Unhealthy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>New York Post<\/i> headline: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/news\/regionalnews\/15390.htm\" target=\"new\">MAN CLUBS WIFE TO DEATH WITH DUMBBELL<\/a>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, a man beat his estranged wife to death with a five pound dumbbell.<\/p>\n<p>A <i>five pound dumbell<\/i>?  We&#8217;ve got dumbbells six times as deadly here in la casa de <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\" target=\"new\">Heather<\/a>, but I didn&#8217;t want to call the perp nor the victim a wuss.  Instead, I wanted to point out the New York angle.  The husband tried to kill himself after the murder, and failed.<\/p>\n<p>Did his neighbors characterize him as a quiet man, the last sort of fellow who would do this sort of thing?  Not in New York:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;He tried to kill himself, but he didn&#8217;t try hard enough,&#8221; said neighbor Ralph Watson. &#8220;He was a punk son of a gun for hitting her in the head like that, and if he really wanted to kill himself, he should have jumped in front of a train.&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New York Post headline: &#8220;MAN CLUBS WIFE TO DEATH WITH DUMBBELL&#8220; Apparently, a man beat his estranged wife to death with a five pound dumbbell. A five pound dumbell? We&#8217;ve got dumbbells six times as deadly here in la casa de Heather, but I didn&#8217;t want to call the perp nor the victim a wuss. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22400,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions\/22400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}