{"id":600,"date":"2004-01-14T03:09:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-14T03:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=600"},"modified":"2018-08-09T16:28:27","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T21:28:27","slug":"600","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/14\/600\/","title":{"rendered":"Bumper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Java Developer<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Design servlets to deploy every day.<br \/>\nIf we hit the Web server, would it play?<br \/>\nXML with an exception,<br \/>\nXML it doesn&#8217;t know<br \/>\nHow to SOAP the right connection.<br \/>\nYou wrote that code.<br \/>\nYou wrote that code.<\/p>\n<p>Java Java Java Java Java developer<br \/>\nYou wrote that code.<br \/>\nYou wrote that code.<br \/>\nTesting would be easy if your app worked like a dream,<br \/>\nType, click and save,<br \/>\nType, click and save.<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t check your method calls every day<br \/>\nAnd all of them used to work, or so you say.<br \/>\nBut your app is like spaghetti,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the knots that makes it strong.<br \/>\nOnce it&#8217;s kludged, it&#8217;s kludged forever,<br \/>\nIt breaks anon.<br \/>\nIt breaks anon.<\/p>\n<p>The Event OnClick doesn&#8217;t fire.<br \/>\nGet the gum and the baling wire.<br \/>\nThe Event OnClick doesn&#8217;t fire.<br \/>\nGet the gum and the baling wire.<\/p>\n<p>XML with an exception,<br \/>\nXML it doesn&#8217;t know<br \/>\nHow to SOAP the right connection.<br \/>\nYou wrote that code.<br \/>\nYou wrote that code.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><i><br \/>\n(Apologies to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lyricsxp.com\/lyrics\/k\/karma_chameleon_culture_club.html\" target=\"new\">Culture Club<\/a>.)<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Java Developer Design servlets to deploy every day. If we hit the Web server, would it play? XML with an exception, XML it doesn&#8217;t know How to SOAP the right connection. You wrote that code. You wrote that code. Java Java Java Java Java developer You wrote that code. You wrote that code. Testing would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22420,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions\/22420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}