{"id":596,"date":"2004-01-14T00:11:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-14T00:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=596"},"modified":"2010-09-04T08:48:25","modified_gmt":"2010-09-04T13:48:25","slug":"596","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/14\/596\/","title":{"rendered":"Public Health Announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As someone from CDC.gov searched this blog yesterday for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=site:blogspot.com%20%22colleen%20shannon%22&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;safe=off&#038;filter=0\" target=\"new\"><code>site:blogspot.com \"colleen shannon\"<\/code><\/a> (and hit <a href=\"http:\/\/216.239.41.104\/search?q=cache:z9xOdfYPIZMJ:stlbrianj.blogspot.com\/archives\/2003_12_07_archive.html%20site:blogspot.com%20%22colleen%20shannon%22&#038;hl=en&#038;ie=UTF-8\" target=\"new\">the cache<\/a>, too), I can only assume that Colleen Shannon, the fiftieth anniversary <i>Playboy<\/i> playmate, is at the heart of a national health epidemic.<\/p>\n<p>As a public service, I shall issue the first warning:<\/p>\n<h2><center><b>Caution:<br \/>Colleen Shannon is suspected of causing blindness in young men.<\/b><\/center><\/h2>\n<p>Thank you, that is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As someone from CDC.gov searched this blog yesterday for site:blogspot.com &#8220;colleen shannon&#8221; (and hit the cache, too), I can only assume that Colleen Shannon, the fiftieth anniversary Playboy playmate, is at the heart of a national health epidemic. As a public service, I shall issue the first warning: Caution:Colleen Shannon is suspected of causing blindness [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7929,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions\/7929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}