{"id":5886,"date":"2010-04-17T07:26:06","date_gmt":"2010-04-17T12:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=5886"},"modified":"2010-04-17T07:26:06","modified_gmt":"2010-04-17T12:26:06","slug":"things-you-wont-find-here-either","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/17\/things-you-wont-find-here-either\/","title":{"rendered":"Things You Won&#8217;t Find Here, Either"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marko <a href=\"http:\/\/munchkinwrangler.wordpress.com\/2010\/04\/15\/a-public-service-announcement\/\" target=\"_blank\">saith<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Just to be sure, I want to point out that there are absolutely no nude Playboy pictures of Ashley Dupre in this spot. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I just want to point out there are no <strong>Ashley Dupre <em>Playboy<\/em> images here.<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>Also, there are no:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Snooki naked pictures<\/strong> (I keep trying precision concuss my head with a tack hammer to dislodge the knowledge of what a Snooki is, but apparently I keep missing.)<\/li>\n<li><strong>John Edwards sex tapes<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Jennifer Lopez nude<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Brian J. Noggle nekkid<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/ak4mc.us\/\" target=\"_blank\">Kevin McGehee<\/a> compromising pictures<\/strong> (not as long as he keeps paying the monthly &#8220;storage&#8221; fee.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>You will, however, find a <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/17\/827\/\" target=\"_blank\">photo of my wife&#8217;s legs<\/a> which once made it up to number one on Google image search for wife legs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marko saith: Just to be sure, I want to point out that there are absolutely no nude Playboy pictures of Ashley Dupre in this spot. I just want to point out there are no Ashley Dupre Playboy images here. Also, there are no: Snooki naked pictures (I keep trying precision concuss my head with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5886"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5895,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5886\/revisions\/5895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}