{"id":5814,"date":"2010-03-28T20:18:27","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T01:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=5814"},"modified":"2010-03-28T20:18:27","modified_gmt":"2010-03-29T01:18:27","slug":"another-get-rich-quick-scheme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/28\/another-get-rich-quick-scheme\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Get Rich Quick Scheme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like to invent a time machine to go back to 1970 to tell the kids that, in the year 2010, the government is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.norml.org\/index.cfm?Group_ID=3391\" target=\"_blank\">legalizing marijuana<\/a> and is <a href=\"http:\/\/cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com\/2010\/03\/10\/pass-the-salt-ban\/?hp\" target=\"_blank\">banning salt<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine how much I could charge those kids for simple Ibuprofin tablets.  They&#8217;d all want to buy the drug I&#8217;m on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like to invent a time machine to go back to 1970 to tell the kids that, in the year 2010, the government is legalizing marijuana and is banning salt. Imagine how much I could charge those kids for simple Ibuprofin tablets. They&#8217;d all want to buy the drug I&#8217;m on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5814"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5817,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5814\/revisions\/5817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}