{"id":5468,"date":"2010-02-21T15:25:39","date_gmt":"2010-02-21T21:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=5468"},"modified":"2010-02-21T15:25:39","modified_gmt":"2010-02-21T21:25:39","slug":"if-the-koreans-knew-how-to-sell-cars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/21\/if-the-koreans-knew-how-to-sell-cars\/","title":{"rendered":"If The Koreans Knew How To Sell Cars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Screen captures like this one from the film <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0059311\/\" target=\"_blank\">Incubus<\/a><\/em> would be the core of their sales pitch:<\/p>\n<p align =\"center\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/kia.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/kia.jpg\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Shatner wants a Kia?\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><em>Click for full size<\/em><\/font><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jeez, Louise, you mean Shatner wants a Kia?  Shatner is a Bodhisattva.  To attain Shatnervana, I must have a Kia, too! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Screen captures like this one from the film Incubus would be the core of their sales pitch: Click for full size Jeez, Louise, you mean Shatner wants a Kia? Shatner is a Bodhisattva. To attain Shatnervana, I must have a Kia, too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5468"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5471,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5468\/revisions\/5471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}