{"id":546,"date":"2003-12-19T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=546"},"modified":"2018-08-09T13:50:08","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T18:50:08","slug":"546","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/19\/546\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sound of Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MSN&#8217;s dating expert offers some <a href=\"http:\/\/women.msn.com\/299294.armx\" target=\"new\">advice for dating a celebrity<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, my <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\" target=\"new\">beautiful wife<\/a> is becoming rather popular in the cool blogging cliques, so perhaps I can pick up some tips.  Here&#8217;s the points:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Assume it will end.\n<li>Protect yourself.\n<li>Enjoy all that celebrity jazz.<\/ol>\n<p>Man, that&#8217;s depressing.   All pessimism and exploitation.<\/p>\n<p> Perhaps I should wait for the <i>advice for marrying an immortal goddess of beauty, baking, and bicyclery<\/i> column.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MSN&#8217;s dating expert offers some advice for dating a celebrity. Hey, my beautiful wife is becoming rather popular in the cool blogging cliques, so perhaps I can pick up some tips. Here&#8217;s the points: Assume it will end. Protect yourself. Enjoy all that celebrity jazz. Man, that&#8217;s depressing. All pessimism and exploitation. Perhaps I should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22218,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions\/22218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}