Some of you don’t have me on Facebook, and by “Some of you,” I mean those searching for newscasters’ legs, so you’ve missed a couple of my Valentine’s Day humor. Presented below is a dramatic recreation of the things my Facebook friends have enjoyed:<\/p>\n
Brian J. Noggle has rhymed “shop light” with “Hoplite” in this Valentine’s Day sonnet, but it’s to Victor Davis Hanson, so it’s cool.<\/p>\n
Brian J. Noggle is having the hardest time making the rat on his homemade “I’d Push The Button That Gave Me Pellets of You Until I Died” Valentine’s Day card look right.<\/p>\n
Brian J. Noggle thinks his son does a pretty good Kim du Toit impression for a three-year-old.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I guess the last does not really apply to Valentine’s Day, and, frankly, it’s hard to capture a child doing a South African accent in mere words.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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