{"id":540,"date":"2003-12-18T01:16:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-18T01:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=540"},"modified":"2017-05-28T17:01:34","modified_gmt":"2017-05-28T22:01:34","slug":"540","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/18\/540\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Night I Was Downtown, Working for the FBI"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Well I&#8217;m gonna be forgiven<br \/>\nIf I wanna spend my living<br \/>\nWith <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\/aboutMe.html\" target=\"new\">a long cool woman in a black dress<\/a><br \/>\nJust a 5-9 beautiful tall<br \/>\nWith just one look I was a bad mess<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause that long cool woman had it all<br \/>\nHad it all, had it all, had it all&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><b>Day<\/b> <strike>two thousand, four hundred, and seventy-nine<\/strike> <b>two<\/b>.  Surviving on beer, popcorn, and cherry flavored Craisins.<\/p>\n<p>  Hurry home, honey.  I miss you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well I&#8217;m gonna be forgiven If I wanna spend my living With a long cool woman in a black dress Just a 5-9 beautiful tall With just one look I was a bad mess &#8216;Cause that long cool woman had it all Had it all, had it all, had it all&#8230; Day two thousand, four [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16603,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions\/16603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}