{"id":539,"date":"2003-12-17T04:58:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-17T04:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=539"},"modified":"2018-08-09T13:59:47","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T18:59:47","slug":"539","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/17\/539\/","title":{"rendered":"Put a Pig&#8217;s Head on a Stick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\" target=\"new\">Fark<\/a> links to a story about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.denverpost.com\/Stories\/0,1413,36~53~1833273,00.html\" target=\"new\">an incident at a party<\/a> wherein one person spilled a beer upon another, which led to a person getting shot in a rather Orient Express manner&#8211;the original shooter passed the gun onto friends who proceeeded to put a slug into the offender.<\/p>\n<p>Man, I am glad the <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/atari-parties\/atari-party-iv-august-2003\/\" target=\"new\">Atari Party<\/a> never gets out of hand like that.  With all those offended people throwing a superball at each other to break down the defenses and destroy the corner icon of the other, someone could put an eye out!<\/p>\n<p>Crap!  Should I have included a &#8220;spoiler alert&#8221; above when I mentioned how <i>Murder on the Orient Express<\/i> turns out?  Man, I suck!<\/p>\n<p>My apologies to my newbie Agatha Christie fan demographic.  <i>(Wait, no such demographic exists?  To whom will I appeal?)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fark links to a story about an incident at a party wherein one person spilled a beer upon another, which led to a person getting shot in a rather Orient Express manner&#8211;the original shooter passed the gun onto friends who proceeeded to put a slug into the offender. Man, I am glad the Atari Party [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22228,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions\/22228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}