{"id":538,"date":"2003-12-17T04:47:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-17T04:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=538"},"modified":"2018-08-09T14:00:14","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T19:00:14","slug":"538","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/17\/538\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Fetch My Rifle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think the St. Louis Major Case Squad is summining a posse.  That&#8217;s what I get from this headline, most of the way down the page:<\/p>\n<ul><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/news\/stories.nsf\/News\/St.+Louis+City+%2F+County\/6C000BC98FDD4EB886256DFE00198FAA?OpenDocument&#038;Headline=Law+and+order%3A+Mother+is+accused+of+permitting+sexual+abuse\" target=\"new\">Police seek public&#8217;s help in man&#8217;s fatal shooting<\/a><\/b><\/ul>\n<p>Man, I love those interns who write the headlines for the <i>St. Louis Post-Dispatch<\/i>&#8216;s Law and Order section.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think the St. Louis Major Case Squad is summining a posse. That&#8217;s what I get from this headline, most of the way down the page: Police seek public&#8217;s help in man&#8217;s fatal shooting Man, I love those interns who write the headlines for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch&#8216;s Law and Order section.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22229,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions\/22229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}