{"id":5328,"date":"2010-02-05T11:41:30","date_gmt":"2010-02-05T17:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=5328"},"modified":"2010-02-05T16:55:18","modified_gmt":"2010-02-05T22:55:18","slug":"im-the-only-one-laughing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/05\/im-the-only-one-laughing\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m The Only One Laughing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whereas,<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The children&#8217;s pain reliever bears the purple flavor artificially known as &#8220;grape&#8221;,<\/li>\n<li>And is measured into a tiny little cup for dosage purposes,<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I call providing the child with the said pain reliever <em>giving &#8217;em grape shot.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Nobody else gets it, but I don&#8217;t make the jokes for their benefit.  I do it for <em>me<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whereas, The children&#8217;s pain reliever bears the purple flavor artificially known as &#8220;grape&#8221;, And is measured into a tiny little cup for dosage purposes, I call providing the child with the said pain reliever giving &#8217;em grape shot. Nobody else gets it, but I don&#8217;t make the jokes for their benefit. I do it for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5328"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5344,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5328\/revisions\/5344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}