{"id":5295,"date":"2010-02-03T06:37:15","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T12:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=5295"},"modified":"2010-02-03T06:37:15","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T12:37:15","slug":"partly-sunny-with-chance-of-cashews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/03\/partly-sunny-with-chance-of-cashews\/","title":{"rendered":"Partly Sunny with Chance of Cashews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Life is like a can of cashews from the dollar aisle; you never know what you&#8217;re going to get:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/cashews.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/cashews.jpg\" width=\"400\" alt=\"A can of cashews, I think\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><em>Click for full size<\/em><\/font><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t know where they came from, they don&#8217;t know how they were prepared&#8230;.  Are they sure these are even cashews?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life is like a can of cashews from the dollar aisle; you never know what you&#8217;re going to get: Click for full size They don&#8217;t know where they came from, they don&#8217;t know how they were prepared&#8230;. Are they sure these are even cashews? I don&#8217;t want to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5295"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5297,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5295\/revisions\/5297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}