{"id":526,"date":"2003-12-11T00:06:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-11T00:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=526"},"modified":"2018-08-09T14:12:21","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T19:12:21","slug":"526","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/11\/526\/","title":{"rendered":"Roeper Ruins Another Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Johnk you, Robert Roeper.  You&#8217;ve ruined my day again by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suntimes.com\/output\/roeper\/cst-nws-roep10.html\" target=\"new\">asserting in your <i>Chicago Sun-Times<\/i> column<\/a> that:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Actress Joey Lauren Adams, the squeaky-voiced girlfriend in &#8220;Big Daddy&#8221; and the Amy of &#8220;Chasing Amy,&#8221; was arrested Friday in San Diego on suspicion of drunken driving after she allegedly kept running into a curb in a gas station. She&#8217;s 38, and how did Joey Lauren Adams get to be 38?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s a lie.  It <i>must be<\/i> a lie.  How can the women I lusted for in my age group be nearing forty?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Johnk you, Robert Roeper. You&#8217;ve ruined my day again by asserting in your Chicago Sun-Times column that: Actress Joey Lauren Adams, the squeaky-voiced girlfriend in &#8220;Big Daddy&#8221; and the Amy of &#8220;Chasing Amy,&#8221; was arrested Friday in San Diego on suspicion of drunken driving after she allegedly kept running into a curb in a gas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22250,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions\/22250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}