{"id":518,"date":"2003-12-08T01:14:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-08T01:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=518"},"modified":"2018-08-09T14:22:17","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T19:22:17","slug":"518","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/08\/518\/","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t I Read It Anymore?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over at Opinion Journal, Michael Judge <a href=\"http:\/\/www.opinionjournal.com\/taste\/?id=110004385\" target=\"new\">reflects upon the articles in <i>Playboy<\/i><\/a>, given that magazine&#8217;s fiftieth anniversary celebration:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Playboy&#8217;s editors take a bow for being at the forefront of every liberal cause of the past half-century, including civil rights, equal rights, gay rights, birth control, gun control and abortion. Call me na\u00efve, but somehow I think these social movements would have taken place with or without a magazine that was nearly named Stag Party.<\/p>\n<p>Worse yet, Mr. Kaminsky has rounded up the usual suspects to decry the brown shirts currently running the country: &#8220;America&#8217;s leading literary light,&#8221; Norman Mailer, says with a straight face that the Bush administration went to war in Iraq because &#8220;an escape was needed from our problems at home.&#8221; Not to be outdone, Hunter S. Thompson claims that he&#8217;s &#8220;personally embarrassed by the fascist sink these [expletive]-eating greedheads from Texas have plunged us into.&#8221; With Manson-like flair, he goes on to say, &#8220;Those pigs deserve to be boiled in their own oil.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Forgive me, Ms. Wolf, but perhaps the least offensive thing in this issue is the centerfold of Playboy&#8217;s 50th Anniversary Playmate, Colleen Shannon, whose turn-ons include &#8220;vinyl, positivity, supportiveness, artistic abilities, and a good sense of humor.&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Geez, do you mean it&#8217;s like <i>Harper&#8217;s<\/i>, <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/15\/7153\/\" target=\"new\">a magazine I can no longer read<\/a>?   Why, I shall become enraged, shall write a piece to the editor, and shall take up my righteous anger and&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><i>Wowza, check <b>her<\/b> out!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, you were saying?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over at Opinion Journal, Michael Judge reflects upon the articles in Playboy, given that magazine&#8217;s fiftieth anniversary celebration: Playboy&#8217;s editors take a bow for being at the forefront of every liberal cause of the past half-century, including civil rights, equal rights, gay rights, birth control, gun control and abortion. Call me na\u00efve, but somehow I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-magazines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22264,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions\/22264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}