{"id":4982,"date":"2009-12-12T04:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-12T04:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4982"},"modified":"2010-01-02T19:24:40","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T01:24:40","slug":"the-saddest-search-hit-of-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/12\/the-saddest-search-hit-of-all\/","title":{"rendered":"The Saddest Search Hit of All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am the first hit on Yahoo! Answers for <code><a href=\"http:\/\/answers.yahoo.com\/search\/search_result;_ylt=Aj9e6VbSo7akXHfmS7NbWPLpy6IX;_ylv=3?p=brian%20%20bought%20%20a%20%20used%20%20bike%20for%20%20%2425%20%20less%20%20%20than%20%20its%20%20original%20%20%20.%20%20he%20paid%20%20a%20%20total%20of%20%20%24%20%2088%20%20for%20the%20bike%20%20%2C%20%20%20what%20%20was%20%20the%20%20original%20%20price%20of%20the%20%20%20bike\" target=\"_blank\">brian bought a used bike for $25 less than its original . he paid a total of $ 88 for the bike , what was the original price of the bike<\/a><\/code>.<\/p>\n<p>Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, I cannot but feel nothing but desolate sadness that some poor, stupid product of public education could not help but try Yahoo! answers for a simple word problem.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t these damn kids even find the calculator application these days?  Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>I remember when freaking <i>calculator watches<\/i> were the end of schoolage civilization as it were.  Oh, those heady, innocent times!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am the first hit on Yahoo! Answers for brian bought a used bike for $25 less than its original . he paid a total of $ 88 for the bike , what was the original price of the bike. Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, I cannot but feel nothing but desolate sadness that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5039,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982\/revisions\/5039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}